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07-01-2015, 12:45 AM
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Well just got news that my bastard son was born today and apparently hes the spitting image of me. Poor kid...his cunt of a mother gave him an awful name to boot.
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07-01-2015, 02:30 AM
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Went on a campus tour today of the school I want to go to in the fall. It's gorgeous. And there's a Starbucks in the student center. Fuck yeah. I'm pumped.
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07-01-2015, 03:03 AM
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I have no idea why but the dualistic yin and yang nature of our posts gave me a brief moment of inner peace.
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07-01-2015, 04:04 AM
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Glad I could help? :3
Also I really need to find some way to make money. There's so much stuff I want/need. And moving is only going to exacerbate my circumstances *sigh*
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07-01-2015, 02:44 PM
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(07-01-2015 12:45 AM)Ulfric Blackheart Wrote:  Well just got news that my bastard son was born today and apparently hes the spitting image of me. Poor kid...his cunt of a mother gave him an awful name to boot.

Did she give him one of those non-biblical Anglo-Saxon names the nurses always recommend? Like Brad or Warren or something?

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07-02-2015, 02:44 AM
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No, Jamison Alexzander.....Jamison was bad enough, but that second name spelling...I cringed as soon as I saw the name. At least when he gets older if he decides to find me I can look him in the eye and say "Blame you mother, I didn't name you"
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07-02-2015, 12:16 PM
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My middle name is Alexander, but it is spelled the correct way instead of the "I Google-searched for baby names" way. My parents said I was named after Alexander the Great. My parents thought out all the names of their children months in advance...

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07-02-2015, 03:38 PM
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In honor of Canada Day, I will reveal the age old secret of how Canadians are hatched. The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk.

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What? What do you mean I'm too late for Canada Day? What do you mean I haven't been here for two months?

I've been busy.

When the "G" falls off of the local Graveyard gates.

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07-02-2015, 08:11 PM
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LIIIIIIZZZZZZYYYYYY! *MEGAGLOMP*
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07-03-2015, 02:02 AM
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Hey there, Lizzy :3c *hugs*
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